- Description: Overseeing the safety of food & drugs for the American people. Or at least, that’s what they’re supposed to be doing.
- The Idea: Dark forces have infiltrated the FDA and are planning ways to “adjust” the American population. Want to skew the population younger to cut the Social Security payouts? Poison old people drugs. White Court vampires need to feed on despair? Change out anti-depressants for sugar pills. You get the picture. ;-)
- The Aspect: ?
- Face: Stephen Wasserman, FDA Public Relations, expert spinner of tales